I got this nice/funny/interesting mail from one of my best friends Ramesh!
Thought of share this interesting mail with others.
MY Dear ON-LINE FRIENDS,
I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 & YOU because of your kindness.
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.
I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
I stopped using my ATM card because I am afraid that someone might have installed a small device on the ATM machine that will stole my ATM card number and my pin number when typing it.
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.
When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made, expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me (when I participated in their special-mail program) would arrive soon.
My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
Still open to help someone from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of some hundred millions $.
Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will sh*t on your head today at 04.00 p.m.
Now give me a break !!!